Check out the June issue of Glamour magazine, y’all! On page 236, there’s a sidebar that I wrote displaying some of the accidental vulvas that I see *everywhere* and captioning the pictures, such fun! Here is my favorite sighting, check out the magazine for the others:

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“Who knew the Eye of Sauron from The Lord of the Rings was a natural redhead?”

You’ll never be able to watch the movie in the same way again!

I also submitted a bunch of others that didn’t make the mag. Here’s one of the pictures/captions that they didn’t pick:

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Paris: I’m soooo tired of always being the slutty one when we go out together!

Nicky: Sis, I’d love to help you out with that, but really, my vag would have to hang out of my dress all night to trump you in that department.

Paris: Done.

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Also not chosen was this vagina-esque Kleenex box, available at stores nationwide!  I suggest that you stock up and see if anyone notices…vulvas are everywhere, even literally right under your nose!  :)

I’ve got tons more…I’ll post ‘em later!

4 Responses to “My Vulvas Are In GLAMOUR Magazine!”

  1. Cara Says:

    Nicky’s dress features the most strategically placed print I’ve ever seen. Well caught!

  2. Chantelle Says:

    It’s like you’ve taken the game Eye Spy to a whole other level!

  3. Kylee Says:

    I noticed the pattern of the Kleenex box (pointed it out to my hubby over the weekend while grocery shopping). I’ll have to mention the Eye of Sauron one… I love watching him squirm. =)

  4. mariisoul Says:

    I saw this and immediately thought of you: http://flickr.com/photos/umbar/516446374/

    It’s a giant vulva-shaped bicycle taxi. According to Jalopnik, the taxi is the work of Finnish artist Mimosa Pale. She pedals it through the streets three times a week as a protest against a world she thinks is too “man-parts-centric.”

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